Trump is Jesus. Charlie is Jesus. That MAGA slob across the street spilling hotdog ketchup all over himself is Jesus. There’s a shit ton of Jesuses in MAGA world.
reddurkel on
If you equate enough bad people to “Jesus” then you can replace his actions with those of bad people.
PassengerNo2259 on
How many guys named Jesus has ICE deported from your state this year Ken?
ohuprik on
What did Jesus accomplish that was “so much”….a few PURPORTED magic tricks and an ignominious, unsubstantiated death??
Seems to me Charlie documented his “accomplishments” a hell of a lot better than JC.
Kazeite on
The gardener from Mexico? Yeah, dude’s cool – can do wonders with a weed whacker 🙃
EchoSkillet on
I guess they read a different Bible because the one I read didn’t have Jesus as such a fucking asshole. It’s also funny since they would have been the ones condemning Jesus to his faith not part of his followers.
TECL_Grimsdottir on
Did they pose in front of Jesus being killed and make a thing out of it like Kirk?
These people are so disgusting and weird.
One might say. DEPLORABLE.
Ikarus_Falling on
Beware of False Idols
DustyScharole on
It’s ironic that if Jesus, a brown guy teaching love and acceptance, were active today MAGA would absolutely hate his “woke” message.
Quasipox on
Still-Grass8881 on
god damn, if Jesus was anything like Charlie Kirk, then he would have totally deserved to get crucified
A-Chntrd on
RealGoGo97 on
🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
YinzaJagoff on
Jesus would not be down with Charlie OR Trump.
Some people are incredibly delusional.
wynnduffyisking on
Being busy doesn’t mean you’re being good.
Wizardburial_ground on
Omg shut the fuck up about Charlie…even he would be sick of hearing it
YPVidaho on
Wow. Just…. so weird. And tell me again how this is not a cult?
Mysterious_Khan on
Do they really believe this is a winning message?
Fun-Result-6343 on
Charlie has had his three days and three nights, so no. He can just stay under his rock.
hibbert0604 on
This makes any real Christian’s skin crawl
ehitch86 on
I wonder how many children named Charlie have died in school shootings
vegito789 on
Isn’t comparing someone to God or acting like Him a sin in MAGA’s book they can’t/never read?
NoSpoilerAlertPlease on
idlefritz on
Jesus’ branding totally going to shit
inbrewer on
These are the people we never wanted to be running the country, but here we are.
Donkey_Bugs on
Crooked Ken is an embarrassment to Texas.
Steakfrie on
The GOP measure of a messiah is absolute proof they know nothing about Jesus. Scandal-ridden Paxton is a laughable authority on the subject.
Marco_Escuandola on
Charlie Kirk is a lot like Jesus in that conservatives and Christians REALLY don’t like it when you quote their words back to them.
jiggscaseyNJ on
Soon they’ll be wearing necklaces with pendants of Charlie’s limp blood soaked body.
AvgWhiteShark on
Help. My eyes rolled all the way to the back of my head.
highonnuggs on
Ken Paxton is a sinner.
LappedChips on
Puzzleheaded_Air7039 on
More and more proof that the modern right are glorified idolaters and blasphemers. First they beatify Trump and pray to a golden statue of him. Now they are likening Kirk to Jesus? A dude who made a career out of being that edgy piss ant from highschool. Irony is truly lost on them in their quest to “own the libs”.
Kimmalah on
This isn’t the first time. I remember seeing a video posted by a guy named Cash Peters where he did the same thing. He claimed Charlie was killed for being a truth teller, “just like Christ!” Give me a break.
CommissionFeisty9843 on
I can’t wait to hear Jesus’s take on all this.
PassThatSpliff on
The irony of the bible saying “Beware of false idols” is entirely lost on these “Christians”.
The-Doggy-Daddy-5814 on
In order for their Christian Nationalist fevered dream to succeed, they desperately need their own Jesus.
SeaworthinessFar4403 on
Don’t remember Jesus being a hateful and vile YouTuber.
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Trump is Jesus. Charlie is Jesus. That MAGA slob across the street spilling hotdog ketchup all over himself is Jesus. There’s a shit ton of Jesuses in MAGA world.
If you equate enough bad people to “Jesus” then you can replace his actions with those of bad people.
How many guys named Jesus has ICE deported from your state this year Ken?
What did Jesus accomplish that was “so much”….a few PURPORTED magic tricks and an ignominious, unsubstantiated death??
Seems to me Charlie documented his “accomplishments” a hell of a lot better than JC.
The gardener from Mexico? Yeah, dude’s cool – can do wonders with a weed whacker 🙃
I guess they read a different Bible because the one I read didn’t have Jesus as such a fucking asshole. It’s also funny since they would have been the ones condemning Jesus to his faith not part of his followers.
Did they pose in front of Jesus being killed and make a thing out of it like Kirk?
These people are so disgusting and weird.
One might say. DEPLORABLE.
Beware of False Idols
It’s ironic that if Jesus, a brown guy teaching love and acceptance, were active today MAGA would absolutely hate his “woke” message.
god damn, if Jesus was anything like Charlie Kirk, then he would have totally deserved to get crucified
🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
Jesus would not be down with Charlie OR Trump.
Some people are incredibly delusional.
Being busy doesn’t mean you’re being good.
Omg shut the fuck up about Charlie…even he would be sick of hearing it
Wow. Just…. so weird. And tell me again how this is not a cult?
Do they really believe this is a winning message?
Charlie has had his three days and three nights, so no. He can just stay under his rock.
This makes any real Christian’s skin crawl
I wonder how many children named Charlie have died in school shootings
Isn’t comparing someone to God or acting like Him a sin in MAGA’s book they can’t/never read?
Jesus’ branding totally going to shit
These are the people we never wanted to be running the country, but here we are.
Crooked Ken is an embarrassment to Texas.
The GOP measure of a messiah is absolute proof they know nothing about Jesus. Scandal-ridden Paxton is a laughable authority on the subject.
Charlie Kirk is a lot like Jesus in that conservatives and Christians REALLY don’t like it when you quote their words back to them.
Soon they’ll be wearing necklaces with pendants of Charlie’s limp blood soaked body.
Help. My eyes rolled all the way to the back of my head.
Ken Paxton is a sinner.
More and more proof that the modern right are glorified idolaters and blasphemers. First they beatify Trump and pray to a golden statue of him. Now they are likening Kirk to Jesus? A dude who made a career out of being that edgy piss ant from highschool. Irony is truly lost on them in their quest to “own the libs”.
This isn’t the first time. I remember seeing a video posted by a guy named Cash Peters where he did the same thing. He claimed Charlie was killed for being a truth teller, “just like Christ!” Give me a break.
I can’t wait to hear Jesus’s take on all this.
The irony of the bible saying “Beware of false idols” is entirely lost on these “Christians”.
In order for their Christian Nationalist fevered dream to succeed, they desperately need their own Jesus.
Don’t remember Jesus being a hateful and vile YouTuber.